Donna and Janet,two girls in Runcorn,Cheshire,are best friends. When Donna bemoans her lack of a boyfriend Janet arranges a date for her with her boyfriend Jonny's pal Gaz. Initially the double date gets off to a bad start but Donna decides to give Gaz another chance. She goes to his flat where,having discovered his stash of porn magazines,she has sex with him. Squeaky-voiced student Janet gets a bar job but quits after the landlord offers a bag of peanuts to have sex with him. Written by don @ minifie-1

Gaz goes for dinner with Donna's family where he is unnerved by the overtures of her mother Flo. Gaz also advises Jonny how to make Janet love him more,such as treating her mean and then disappearing. When Janet finds out she breaks Gaz's nose and he ends up in hospital in the same ward as Jonny,attacked by an old lady he tried to help across the road but least Jonny and Janet reconcile. Written by don @ minifie-1

Whilst Gaz is concerned that Donna wants to move in with him, having found her tooth-brush at his flat Janet looks for ways to spice up her relationship with Jonny, such as buying sexy underwear. However this makes him suspect she is seeing another man and he and Gaz almost attack the suspect before the truth is revealed. Louise, having fallen for a gay man, decides to become a fag hag. Written by don @ minifie-1

Janet feels the need to better herself and enrols as a student,being invited by Cameron,a friend of Louise,to read poetry at a student meeting. Unfortunately she does not go down well but when Jonny,who has opposed the idea,comes to her defence he gets a good reception. Later Jonny turns down the advances of two female fans to watch TV instead but Gaz decides to go on the pull and,after she has caught him sniffing her mother's hair,Donna pushes him into the canal. Written by don @ minifie-1

Jonny finds himself unexpectedly attracted to Louise until he kisses her and thinks that her breath smells of lard. Donna decides to decorate Gaz's flat though he finds the finished result too feminine for his taste but sex with Donna makes everything all right. Janet tries her hand as a stand-up comedian. She does not fare well to begin with ...until she finds out about Jonny,Louise and the lard,which becomes a popular subject. Written by don @ minifie-1

Both Janet and Donna believe that they are pregnant. Jonny,who has discovered he wants more out of life but is disappointed by the things that he has tried,is ultimately pleased. However it turns out to be a false alarm. Donna,on the other hand,really does appear to be expecting. Written by don @ minifie-1