Beth sends her boyfriend naked pictures of herself, making Lisa worry about not being sexually adventurous. Joe looks to catch the office gelato thief. Mr. James takes his vacation in the office.

The staff play with a Goofy Ball, a toy made by one of Mr. James' companies. Joe tries to set Dave up with a fashion model. Bill thinks a stalker is trying to kill him.

The office mascot, Mike the rat, is killed in a trap. Dave is seen as heartless for thinking of him as just a rodent.

In the aftermath of a big fight, Dave and Lisa are tricked into revealing their affair to the staff. Catherine learns Bill's real first name.

The stressed-out staff gets help from a psychiatrist. Dave is bothered that the doctor is Lisa's former lover.

Dave hires a temp to help Beth but it turns out the one he hired is someone she knows. Beth claims the woman likes to emulate her and take her beaus. To prove it she pretends that Matthew is hers. Bill, because he doesn't have his ID, is constantly being prevented from entering the building by the security guards. Written by rcs0411@yahoo.com

Bill is offered a book deal to write his autobiography.

Matthew gets a title bump to Coordinating Producer and tries to boss the staff around. Mr. James announces his wife candidate search and tries to negotiate a marriage. Lisa looks for a new job and tries her hand at MTV News.

Bill's recent purchase of a cane aggravates Dave. Matthew is concerned that Joe hates him. Dave is not prepared for the annual staff retreat and is upset with Lisa for not informing him about it.

No one believes Bill when he tells them that a bell-ringing Santa is threatening to kill him. The staff is disappointed by Mr James' cheap Christmas presents, so he gives new cars to everyone... except Matthew.

Mr James frightens everyone by negotiating the sale of the station to a buyer who will probably fire most of the staff.

Dave accidentally overhears the staff mocking him.

Dave takes speech lessons from Bill before introducing him at a Broadcasting Society function. Matthew learns a lesson about gambling from Joe.

Mr James decides to play April Fools' pranks in February, which really puts Bill on edge, because today is the day that a Wall Street Journal reporter has come to profile him.

In this episode, Beth designs (what everyone mistakenly calls) a Mush Mouth hat of Fat Albert fame. Beth turns to Jimmy for help negotiating to sell her hats. Jimmy reveals that he knows the secret art of negotiation But refuses to tell Beth. Written by Novotny

When Catherine is out sick, Bill puts Joe on the air in her place, expecting him to do badly. At the same time, Beth is inexplicably fascinated by Mr James' weird, nerdy nephew.

Lisa is phoning and talking with her ex-boyfriend Stewart all day long and Dave, along with the rest of the staff, feels she's keeping him on the hook. He decides to arrange dinner for him, Lisa and Stewart. Meanwhile, apparently for the fun of it, Joe makes Bill and Catherine play a few nasty practical jokes on each other. Written by Marco van Hoof k_luifje7@hotmail.com

After some jokes by the staff, Dave and Lisa tell them they've split up. The whole staff is surprised and Matthew is even upset. He feels the whole atmosphere at the office is gone and that Dave and Lisa should reconcile. Dave and Lisa don't want to and Lisa doesn't even want to talk to Dave anymore. She lets him know that she'll only communicate with him via memos. Meanwhile, Mr. James desperately tries to find himself a woman by the end of the business day by cold calling prospective wife candidates. Written by Marco van Hoof k_luifje7@hotmail.com

Once a year, Mr James plays poker with other station owners, and the stakes are pieces of their respective stations. Mr James loses the coffee machine, and then he loses Bill. Mr James realizes he's lost his magic, so Lisa plays as his proxy. Written by Anonymous

Matthew nearly loses it when he tries to get the staff to rent a house in the Hamptons together. Bill and Dave can't agree on a baseball promo, and spend an exhausting day with Mr James and a sound editor.

Joe is bothered by the building's new security cameras; Mr James thinks he's found the perfect wife candidate, he just needs to work out what's wrong with her; a fire in the building freaks Bill out but makes Dave and Lisa hot under the collar. Written by Anonymous

After seriously injuring a hand, Matthew is in a hard spot not having any insurance, so Lisa comes up with a plan that Dave falsify a report. Bill causes a problem by repeatedly saying penis on air, both in a news story, and in a follow up apology for saying it. Written by Justin Boggan