Homer must do one good deed to get into Heaven in G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad. Then, Bart and Lisa encounter a witch in a gingerbread house in Scary Tales Can Come True. Finally, super-intelligent dolphins strike back at humanity in Night Of The Dolphin. Written by Mike

When Homer tries to enter a phone-in competition, he becomes terribly stubborn and angry for Springfield introducing a new dialing code. In the Town Hall, after the Mayor's meeting about the change, Homer discovers that all the rich people live on one side of Springfield, with the old code, and Homer is left to try and manage with the new code. However, he protests, and ends up splitting Springfield into Old and New. Homer desperately tries different ways to tackle Old Springfield, but in doing so, he only makes them richer when they discover gold at the bottom of the river. Homer finally builds a large wall to separate the two sides, and remembers that The Who are planned to stage at Springfield for a concert. Will Homer manage to convince The Who to play on his side of town instead of the other's? Written by Robert Cathles

After blowing up Lisa's room - on her birthday - Homer wants to make it up to her and the whole family ends up going to a book fair. Among other authors, Krusty is signing books and one of the kids waiting in line is a girl named Sophie, who tells Krusty she's his daughter! A reluctant Krusty promises to take her to the beach where he realizes he's a lousy father and turns to Homer for some parental advice. The Simpsons help Krusty and he's getting a better dad. However, at a poker game, Krusty has a very good hand but no money and uses Sophie's violin as stake... Written by Marco van Hoof k_luifje7@hotmail.com

Smitten by charismatic environmentalist Joshua Grass,Lisa joins his campaign to save an ancient tree by camping out in it. However,whilst she has sneaked home to see how the family are the tree is destroyed by lightning. She is presumed dead and declared a posthumous heroine with a national park dedicated to her. She decides to let things ride for a while and bask in the glory... Written by don @ minifie-1

Homer asks Burns for a raise and is told he can have one providing he becomes a 'prank monkey', playing stupid jokes on people and generally humiliating himself. He does,however,get the raise and decides to atone for the pranks by throwing toys which he has bought for the children of Springfield into the crowd from a carnival float. Burns tries to get in on the act by throwing fish guts. Written by don @ minifie-1

Homer gets a computer and sets up a web page as Mr. X,writing scurrilous blogs about the other townsfolk,later expanding it to make bizarre general claims. He is kidnapped and finds himself on an island to where people who know dangerous secrets are banished. It is akin to the community in television series 'The Prisoner'. Indeed he even meets Number Six,the lead character from the show and steals his boat in order to escape back to Springfield,where he beats up the German look-alike who has been impersonating him whilst he was on the island. Written by don @ minifie-1

Realising how gullible people are,Bart and Homer become grifters,conning people out of money - until they are arrested by a law officer who is actually another grifter,who steals their money. Resuming their dishonest career they find that a scam involving a supposed car theft goes wrong after Groundskeeper Willie shoots and kills Seymour Skinner and they end up in court. In fact the ashooting and court are in fact set-ups,designed to scare them out of their grifting ways. Written by don @ minifie-1

Following a fierce blizzard Skinner,Willie and the children are trapped in the school by a huge snow drift. Homer and Ned set out to rescue them but hit a hydrant that explodes,the water turning to ice in the freezing temperature. Finally everybody is freed,however,thanks to Nibbles,the school's hamster,whom Seymour sends out with a message for help. Written by don @ minifie-1

An x-ray reveals a crayon lodged in Homer's brain. After the crayon is removed, Homer experiences a sudden surge in intelligence, making him closer to Lisa and isolated from his friends.

Marge is responsible for getting Jack Crowley,a prisoner with artistic talent, parole and a job at the school,painting a vast and beautiful mural. However Skinner dislikes it and orders a twee replacement. Both the new mural and Skinner's car are consequently torched and Marge is dismayed to think that Jack let her down. Homer experiences a similar lack of success when he tries to market a trash can as a cure for back pains. Written by don @ minifie-1

Jeff Albertson,owner of the Android's Dungeon memorabilia store,has a mild heart attack and goes to hospital,leaving Bart and Milhouse to run the shop. Despite an error on Milhouse's part in ordering too many comic books,they make a profit when they accidentally come across a secret store of illegal video clips hidden in the cellar,which they exhibit for an admission fee. On release from hospital Jeff looks for romance - and very nearly finds it with Seymour's mother,Agnes Skiner. Written by don @ minifie-1

Homer builds a tennis court and plays the game with Marge. However he is predictably dreadful so that,when the family enter Krusty the Klown's pro-am charity tournament,she dumps him and partners the superior Bart instead. As the game progresses they are joined on court by the Williams sisters,Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras,to whose professional superiority they ultimately bow down and take their seats in the audience. Homer has,however,lifted fifty dollars from Sampras's wallet. Written by don @ minifie-1

Out of prison again and working at the school Sideshow Bob hypnotizes Bart into embracing Krusty the Klown on stage,while strapped to sticks of dynamite,with which he will kill them both. As Bart steps robotically on to the stage Bob is touched to hear Krusty say how much he missed him and wants to abort the plan but it is too late. Fortunately,Krusty's chimpanzee Mr. Teeny,knows how to save the situation. Written by don @ minifie-1

Bart, Nelson, Millhouse, and Ralph are recruited by a man named L.T. Smash to be in a boy band called the Party Posse but when Lisa discovers the true identity of LT. Smash as a navy recruitment officer she tries to tell Homer and Marge with hilarious results. Written by Blackarachnia2

Homer decides to help his family with all their problems, complaining to the Blocko land and other places to claim what is right. But, when Homer goes to complain at Springfield Stadium, he secretly discovers that the manager is planning to move the team to the Albuquerque Isotopes. After Homer is knocked out of remembering the events, he returns to the stadium and starts a protest that he will not eat anything until the manager reveals the secret. However, the manager and the Duff Man have other plans for Homer... Written by Robert Cathles

Whilst Homer goes into business marketing ultra-safe baby toys and making enemies amongst other manufacturers, Lisa experiences bullying from violent new classmate Francine. Working out the scientific reason for Francine's actions Lisa discovers that she is reacting to poindextrose, a pheromone given off by the body, and that, by masking its smell with salad cream, she can render the bully harmless. Written by don @ minifie-1

When Homer is searching for food because of a bag boy strike, he finds an old box of animal crackers and discovers that he won a trip to Africa 30 years ago by finding a golden giraffe. When confronting the company who used to make these crackers, but isn't even selling food anymore, they refuse at first, but after Homer hits his eye on a sharp corner on the cracker box they give Homer and his family a free trip to Africa. In Africa, the Simpsons experience a series of events: dancing tribal dance, going on safari, but after being chased by a hippo they are saved by a monkey scientist, and they reveal that the scientist are only using the monkeys to run a diamond mine. When back on the plane the Simpsons discover that their former tour guide is now the president of the country, while the former president Muntu is now a flight attendant. Written by Anonymous

The lives of Homer, Lisa and Bart have been split up in a less-than-ordinary day, and as each of their problems unfold, their lives intertwine on a road of chaos and mayhem all over Springfield. Homer's thumb is accidentally sliced off, and he tries to find a way to the hospital; Lisa must find a way to get to the Science fair at school; and Bart and Milhouse discover more than just fireworks in a secret cave... Written by Robert Cathles

Ned opens a theme park to the memory of his late wife Maude and it becomes a huge success when people kneeling in front of a statue of Maude experience mystic visions. The reason for this is that a grille in front of the statue is an out-pipe for a propane gas line and they are getting high on the gas. Unfortunately the park is closed down when Homer and Ned try to stop two children from lighting a candle before the altar and are charged with assault.Ned does,however,enjoy the further company of Rachel Jordan,despite his efforts to turn her into a clone of Maude. Written by don @ minifie-1

Off work with a knee injury, Homer proves himself to be remarkably good at minding Ned's sons for him and ends up opening his own day care centre. However, whilst he is good with his young charges, he neglects his own three children. When he is up for an award for his community spirit, Lisa and Bart make sure that the film taken by a documentary crew of Homer's benevolence to be shown at the presentation includes some clips they have inserted themselves, showing him up as the bad father he is. Written by don @ minifie-1

A hobo tells the Simpsons tall tales on a train ride to Delaware. In the first story, Homer is outcast from society as Paul Bunyan. Then, Lisa travels the country planting trees as Connie Appleseed. Finally, Bart and Nelson raft down the Mississippi as Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. Written by Mike