In a Rear Window parody, the Simpsons buy a swimming pool and everybody in the neighborhood joins in the enjoyment--except for Bart, whose broken leg prevents him from swimming. He soon becomes obsessed with looking through his telescope and even suspects Ned Flanders of murdering his wife. Written by Explorerds6789

When the super-intelligent but friendly Allison Taylor arrives in Springfield with her urbane father,Lisa is knocked off her perch as the brightest girl in the school and,helped by Bart,aims to sabotage Allison's entry in the school's diorama contest. However,at the last minute her conscience prevails and the girls become friends - particularly when the palm goes to Ralph Wiggum's unopened Star Wars figures. Homer tries to sell a load of sugar that fell off the back of a lorry but his plans are thwarted when it dissolves in the rain. Written by don @ minifie-1

After reading the book 'The Bridges of Madison County' Marge ponders on whether the romance has gone out of her marriage and,next day,summons the family to talk about their most romantic moments - illustrated by clips from past episodes. At the end Marge and Homer snuggle while the kids watch cartoons on television. Written by don @ minifie-1

The Simpsons go to Itchy and Scratchyland,a theme park based on the violent television cartoon, where Bart and Homer are both arrested for annoying actors dressed as Itchy. However when the robot characters turn violent in the manner of 'Westworld' and the staff evacuate,the Simpsons are the heroes of the day by defeating the robots by using camera flash bulbs. Written by don @ minifie-1

Sideshow Bob is released from prison, runs for mayor as a Republican, and defeats Diamond Joe Quimby in the election. But a Deep-Throat-type informant tells Bart and Lisa that he was fraudulently elected. It's up to them to find the evidence. Written by jgp3553@yahoo.com

The family's job at Mr. Burns' country estate goes awry when Homer goes mad. Meanwhile, Homer's attempt to repair a toaster results in inadvertent time travel, and Bart and Lisa face becoming dinner when the school staff turn cannibalistic. Written by David Rush

Bart falls for Reverand Lovejoy's beautiful, yet manipulative, daughter Jessica Lovejoy who has a way of making boys do whatever she wants them to do but when but when Bart is accused by the whole town of stealing money from the church collection plate Lisa springs into action to find the real thief and all fingers point to Ms Lovejoy. Meryl Streep guest voices. Written by blackarachnia2

Homer gives all his attention to Bart because he is the star of his hockey team, which makes Lisa jealous. But when a rival team discovers that she is an excellent goalie, Bart suddenly has a rival for Homer's attention.

Homer and Marge hire college co-ed Ashley Grant to baby-sit the kids while they go to a candy convention. While driving Ashley home, Homer shows poor tact when he attempts to retrieve a piece of Gummy Venus that became stuck to the back of Ashley's pants. Things are blown way out of proportion when Ashley interprets Homer's innocent actions as a sexual advance, prompting her to mount a huge anti-harassment campaign against Homer. Several attempts to exonerate himself - most notably, a totally inaccurate segment on the tabloid TV show Rock Bottom - only make things worse. As the media coverage intensifies, his friends turn against him and his name becomes comedy fodder, Homer becomes resigned to his tarnished reputation. Finally, after Lisa produces a segment for a cable-access TV show (where Homer defends himself), Groundskeeper Willie finally produces evidence to exonerate the Simpson patriarch. Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Grampa invents an aphrodisiac tonic,which kick-starts the sex lives of most of the adults in Springfield and he and Homer go on the road to sell it. However at an old farm-house where the Simpsons once lived,Grampa reveals to Homer that his birth was accidental. Homer is angry and the two part. But after reflection,they reconcile back at the farm-house but also manage to burn it down. Written by don @ minifie-1

Marge goes into therapy to cure her of her traumatizing fear of flying.

Homer secretly trails Lenny and Carl to the venue of a masonic society called the Stonecutters,who enjoy elite privileges and seem to number every male in Springfield except him. When a birthmark on him shaped like the secret sign of the Stonecutters is revealed he is declared their new leader but,unhappy at the premise of having to obey him,the lodge found another society - called No Homers. Written by don @ minifie-1

Homer recounts the story of Maggie's birth when the kids ask why there are no photos of her in the family album.

Bart alters the school weather balloon and reveals the alteration after the balloon is launched- and Principal Skinner is NOT happy about what it looks like. Skinner is so upset, in fact, that he makes Bart help him with his daily astronomy check- which starts at 4.30am! Bart is mad at himself for altering the balloon... until he makes a discovery- a comet. However Bart finds his fate tied to the Bart Simpson Comet- said comet is going to collide with Springfield, destroying Springfield and its inhabitants. A rocket is launched at the comet to destroy it but the rocket soars too high. All it destroys is the bridge that's the only way out of town! Will a miracle beat the comet to Springfield? Written by movieguy3

Krusty has earned a fortune as a clown, but through gambling, wanton waste, and carelessness, he has lost almost all his money. After Krusty's debts to the mob mount, he is desperate for some income. Krusty opens a clown college. Homer succumbs to a billboard advertisement and becomes one of the college's first students. After Homer begins clown work, he is regularly mistaken for Krusty. Homer gets special treatment from the police and storeowner Apu, and he delights in his good luck. After Homer declares that he is Krusty and he wants all that Krusty has coming to him, the mob members spot Homer and mistake him for Krusty. Written by Ken Miller wkmiller704@yahoo.com

Lisa tells Bart that toilet water swirls in the opposite direction in the Southern Hemisphere. Determined to find out if this is true, Bart makes a collect call to Australia. When the father of the boy he called finds out about the charges, it sparks an international incident. The Simpsons must travel to Australia to repair relations with the United States. Written by Anonymous

Desperate for money, Homer takes a loan from Patty and Selma. Meanwhile, Bart discovers a natural talent for ballet.

It is decided that a film festival should be held to put Springfield on the map and cinema critic Jay Sherman comes to town and stays with the Simpsons. Various people submit films that they have made to win the critics' prize, from Burns' blockbuster presenting him as an epic hero to Barney's strangely poetic monochrome short, but the most popular choice seems to be George C. Scott in 'Man Getting Hit With a Football'. Written by don @ minifie-1

A fortune teller gives Lisa a look at her wedding in the year 2010.

Santa's Little Helper and his mate She's the Fastest have twenty-five puppies but they are unhappy to be separated for sale so Burns bids for all of them and when the family refuses, sensing evil intentions, he steals them to kill and make a coat for himself. He even sings a song 'See My Vest' to celebrate the fact. However Bart and Lisa rescue the puppies and eventually Burns buys them to breed for racing. Written by don @ minifie-1

Due to Skinner's penny-pinching Mrs. Krabappel calls the teachers on strike. As a consequence the parents become substitute teachers but Bart feels so embarrassed by Marge teaching him that he eventually tricks Seymour and Edna into negotiation by locking them into a room together. The problem is solved by renting room space to the local prison. Written by don @ minifie-1

When Bart swallows a hazardous prize from a cereal box and winds up in the hospital, Lisa finds out her jazz idol Bleeding Gums Murphy has a room of his own there. Sadly, this turns out to be his deathbed, and not only is she upset about him dying, but she realizes that nobody will ever remember him for his music, unless she does something about it. Written by Daniel Timothy Dey

Having foiled an attempt by ex-convict Snake to rob the family one night Marge joins the local police force and becomes extremely zealous,dishing out punishments to the family and breaking up Homer's illegal gambling school. When Homer's friend Herman gets him involved in a scam to sell stolen jeans Marge tries to arrest him but gets no help from Wiggum and eventually resigns,complaining of police corruption. Written by don @ minifie-1

Shelbyville kids hijack Springfield's sacred lemon tree after being pelted with lemons, and Bart leads a guerrilla war against them (I say a war, but it's nowhere near violent.) They find out that the tree is in the impenetrable fortress of suburbia- a car impound lot, owned by the leader's (Shelby's) dad. Homer and the parents of the kids find them and team up with them to get the tree back. But how are they gonna get it from a car impound lot? Written by movieguy3

After he stole the oil underneath Springfield Elementary and blocked out the sun, the people of Springfield become fed up with Mr. Burns. The wily old miser has taken to carrying around a gun with him. The other town residents also have guns and, one fateful night, Marge finds Mr. Burns shot. Who did it? Homer? Grandpa? Barney? Moe? Maggie? Smithers? Dr. Hibbert? Bumblebee Man? Written by Explorerds6789