After Barney has mysteriously driven the Simpsons' car to New York and abandoned it there the family set out to retrieve it. However it has accrued many parking tickets and a clamp and,whilst Homer is waiting for a parking officer to remove the clamp,he gets caught short and needs the toilet, thereby missing meeting the officer. He decides to take drastic action to remove the clamp,which leads to the family driving home in a severely damaged vehicle. Written by don @ minifie-1

At his 20th anniversary celebration as school principal, Princess pal Skinner is discovered to be an imposter of the real Seymour Skinner.

When Lisa's saxophone gets flattened by a truck,Homer recalls how he came to buy it for her. Bart had just started school but Lisa was so gifted he was told learning an instrument would nurture her talents and he spent the money ear-marked for the air conditioning system on it, even having it engraved - after a fashion. Now is the time to spend what it is left in the air conditioning fund on another sax. Written by don @ minifie-1

In The Homega Man, Homer battles mutants after Springfield is annihilated by a neutron bomb. Then, Bart has his DNA mixed with a fly in Fly vs. Fly. Finally, Marge is revealed to be a witch in colonial Springfield in Easy Bake Coven.

After a massive soccer riot, Homer decides to invest in a home security system but can't afford the high price. He does the next best thing: He purchases a gun. This is despite Marge's stern opposition to having a gun. Homer plays with the gun like a toy and almost causes an accident at the dinner table. Marge warns Homer to get rid of the gun now; Homer agrees, but Bart finds the gun later in the refrigerator. Marge sees this, takes the gun away and tells Homer she is taking the kids and moving out. Homer eventually is kicked out of the local NRA chapter (for his careless use of the gun), and decides he needs to try to get Marge back. Eventually, he manages to foil Snake's armed robbery at the hotel where Marge is staying. Homer finally gets rid of the gun, but Marge decides to keep it for herself.

A pee-wee football team forms as a solution to Springfield's growing childhood obesity crisis. When Homer takes over as coach after causing Flanders to quit, he tries to make Bart the star of the team despite his poor performance on the field. Written by Attmay

Shop-keeper Apu is deemed to be Springfield's most eligible bachelor and dates several women so he is upset to learn that the time has come for his arranged marriage. When Apu's mother turns up in town Homer persuades a reluctant Marge to pose as Apu's wife in order to put off the union but the deception wears thin and they are forced to tell the truth. Fortunately the arranged bride Manjula turns out to be wholly to Apu's liking. Written by don @ minifie-1

When the school goes on an archaeological dig and unearths what appears to be the skeleton of an angel,Lisa courts controversy by doubting its authenticity,leading to a heated debate between skeptics and believers. When the angel is found to carry the words Prepare for the End,the townsfolk fear that their days are numbered but Lisa is exonerated when the whole exercise proves to be no more than an advertisement for a new shopping mall. Written by don @ minifie-1

Marge gets a job with Lionel Hutz as a real estate agent but she is so honest in her opinions of the properties that she fails to sell a single house and Hutz tells her she will be fired unless she can make a sale. She succeeds in selling a house which was once the scene of a brutal murder to Ned and Maude Flanders but feels guilty about it and tries to talk them out of the sale. However the house gets destroyed in a police chase and Marge,having handed back the Flanders's money,gets the sack. Written by don @ minifie-1

On Christmas Eve, Marge admonishes the family not to open presents until 7 a.m. the next morning. Bart finds a way around the directive and opens his gifts at 5 a.m. However, his prized gift - a remote-controlled fire truck - overheats and causes a fire that engulfs the tree and presents. The family investigates and Bart tells them that a burglar has struck. As a result of Kent Brockman's human interest story, the entire town donates gifts and cash to the Simpsons for their misfortune. Eventually, Bart admits the truth, angering his clueless family but angering the town even more (when Brockman finds out the truth). The family is made into outcasts, and Marge's attempt to win the needed funds on Jeopardy! (to pay everybody back) fails miserably. Eventually, the townspeople loot the Simpsons' home ... save for a dust rag.

Homer is disappointed when the western he rented turns out to be a musical, so the family reminds him of the musical moments in the show's history.

Whilst at the carnival Homer and Bart accidentally put two of its workers, Cooder and his son Spud, out of business, and invite them to stay at the house. However, the couple lure the Simpsons away with the promise of a free boat ride and take over the house, changing the locks. Homer challenges Cooder to a little game, the winner of which takes possession of the house - but of course Homer cheats to obtain his victory. Written by don @ minifie-1

Many of the townsfolk of Springfield become brain-washed by a religious sect known as the Movementarians, including the Simpsons,who move into the giant compound run by the sect and its chief,the Leader. Marge,however,resists being totally brain-washed and manages to escape,bringing the Reverend Lovejoy and Ned to help free her family. The Leader tries to escape with the group members' money on what appears to be a spaceship but it is only a bike with wings and he literally falls to earth. Written by don @ minifie-1

Against Marge's wishes, the family stays up for a movie adaptation of Noah's Ark, which turns out to be a very long (and bombastic) Troy McClure adaptation. The movie runs all night, and a very tired Bart and Lisa head off to school while Homer calls in sick, claiming that his family came down with smallpox. At school, Bart and Lisa are participating in a Model United Nations Club meeting (which doesn't go very well) before leaving for an excursion. During the trip, the children's antics cause an accident; Otto was trying to brake to avoid a steep hill, and when he finally is able to slam on the brakes, the juice from a grapefruit (which had been lodged beneath the brake pedal) squirts into Otto's eyes, blinding him and causing him to steer the bus off a high suspension bridge. The bridge plunges into a river. Otto swims away for help, but is swept away by a tidal wave; he is later rescued by Chinese fishermen. The schoolchildren, meanwhile, escape the bus and are washed ashore on... Written by Brian Rathjen briguy_52732@yahoo.com

Bart arranges for Krusty to perform at a comedy festival where his old-fashioned gags go down very badly alongside more modern comics. Bart takes the disillusioned clown home where Krusty is appalled by all the merchandise bearing his name and relaunches himself as a critic of the consumer society and its greed. Written by don @ minifie-1

Moe cannot believe his luck when he starts dating Renee,an attractive florist,but she is also something of a gold-digger and Moe fears that he will lose her unless he can keep buying her expensive presents. When the money runs out he comes up with a plan - Homer will see that his car gets written off so he can claim the insurance. In fact the plans goes totally awry,leaving Homer in prison. Written by don @ minifie-1

Lisa fears she is losing her intelligence when she learns about the fabled Simpson gene. Meanwhile, Jasper freezes himself in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer.

Feeling sorry for Ralph Wiggum,Marge invites him to play with Bart - who is hugely embarrassed until he learns that Ralph has access to his father's key-chain and can unlock any door in Springfield. After a night using the keys the boys end up in the disused jail,where they inadvertently activate the electric chair,causing problems for Mayor Quimby,who is visiting the jail next day, Disaster is averted,thanks to Lisa but Ralph's sinister imaginary friend,a leprechaun,has the last word. Written by don @ minifie-1

Bart has his ear pierced and gets an ear-ring but Homer confiscates it.Later Homer and some colleagues join the Naval Reserve and sail on a submarine,where Homer accidentally fires the captain out of the torpedo hatch and,left in charge,allows the sub to drift inti enemy waters. It is attacked and springs a leak but Homer saves the day by sealing it with Bart's ear-ring before returning home for a dishonorable discharge. Written by don @ minifie-1

Homer is forced to spy for the IRS after an audit. But when he is asked to retrieve a trillion dollar bill from Mr. Burns, he switches sides and the two flee to Cuba for refuge.

During a prank that goes wrong Bart destroys Groundskeeper Willie's shack. At the same time lazy Homer is getting a helper monkey called Mojo to do his chores and Lisa is the anchor on a children's T.V. news show. When Bart joins her as co-presenter and they start to compete for stories she takes her revenge by sending him to the scrapyard where Willie is sleeping rough. Written by don @ minifie-1

Homer stands against Ray Patterson for the post of Springfield's sanitation officer,getting rid of the town's garbage. To Patterson's horror Homer wins on the promise that he can do cheap waste disposal underground but this leads to an explosion and the need to relocate the whole town to a site several miles down the road. Written by don @ minifie-1

After meeting film star Rainier Wolfcastle at the gym ,Homer is volunteered by Bart to climb the treacherous local mountain the Murderhorn,as a publicity stunt for energy bars after Wolfcastle pulls out.Homer makes the climb despite warnings from Grampa and the exit of his sherpas and,at the top,makes a grisly discovery which helps his descent. Written by don @ minifie-1

Lisa gets lost after she tries to take a bus to a museum.

Marge and Homer discover that,by making love in public places,their sex life takes on an exciting new twist. They are almost caught in the nude at the novelty putting green,which leads to their having to make their escape in an air balloon which,unfortunately for them, having flown over a church with a glass roof with Homer hanging from the basket,comes to a stop in a crowded football stadium. Written by don @ minifie-1